What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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School

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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How are you? Yes

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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