Men, get on the boat.

i saw your mom, i said hi

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

Iggy Azalea

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Colby is gay.... thats it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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