what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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I can Nazi

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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