what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Knock Knock.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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