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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

verry nice how mUCH?

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

A: B: No pun intended.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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