Yes. Just Yes.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Stop being a centipede

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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