What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How are you? Yes

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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