- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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