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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did the man fall down? He got shot