Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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all these jokes suck ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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