- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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