Get in the Batmobile.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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