When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Drunk irish man

Dani barton from bob chuckles

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

gay marriage.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

a retard lost...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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