- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Patriarchy.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

hi to the world fromthe world

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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