lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Bake until golden at 375

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Knock Knock.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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