A woman leaves the kitchen.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Can you see this brett? Connor

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

justin bieber

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

women's rights

whats really hot the sun

Yo daddy!

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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