What do you call a black man? Jamal

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

oh hiya come in

liam buchan is gay !

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

no

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

whats really hot the sun

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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