What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Snausages.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

can't wait until the baby boomers die

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +43

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +41

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

thumb_up thumb_down +39

want a balloon? yeah

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Women's sports

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops