Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Gay's rights

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

the asian kid gets an F

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Dani barton= lovely

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Spread the net.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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