Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Women's sports

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

A blind man walks into a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

The WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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