Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Sorry boss

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Halo < COD

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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