Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Penisland

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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BOOBALANBOO

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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ginger

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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