Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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