What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Mitt Romney.

knock knock!! kanye west

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

WNBA

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A Black Man walks into a bar...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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