What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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i like tits

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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