What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Male penises.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Susie has Autism

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The BCS

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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