- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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