What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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