Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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like for a handjob.

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Nothing yet CC

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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my mom raped yerr foot

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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