- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

a man walks into horse bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock knock runs away laughing

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Obamacare haters

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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