- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

I like hats XD!

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

dislike this...please.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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