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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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