A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Michael Brown

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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