- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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