- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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