- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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