JEWS

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Women's rights

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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