- Anti Joke

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?