What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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monkey sponge

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Toaster

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You

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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