Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Sorry boss

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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