A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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