- Anti Joke

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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dead battery come on down

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...