- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

-When is a door not a door? -Never

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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