- Anti Joke

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes