why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

What is 8 times 4? 32

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Joe Biden

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Leave her alone...

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

You

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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