Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

marshal sterio had sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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