- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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