- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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