why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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It's long!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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