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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

whats a willy? -brock

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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