why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Weiner

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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