What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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sdasdadasdasd

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asian, do math

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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