An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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read this

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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whats your name? bumder:)

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Proof reading

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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