- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Your social life.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Women Driving.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

connor sucks

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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