How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Blind people can't read this.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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