- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Johan showering. . . AWK

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Society.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Cows go moo.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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