If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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