Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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