- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Women's rights.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Where do babies come from? My garage

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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