- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

A guy has cancer. He dies.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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