Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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vbh

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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your a towel.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Why? Because!

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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