- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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