If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

wanna here a joke??? read below...

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

The weels on the bus go...flat

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

The Pope

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Women's rights

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

porn-hub

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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