What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Shut the cork up!

What do you call a black priest? Father

I had sex. Just kidding.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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