what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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trumpy trumpy trump

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I pooped my pants

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Poop

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Anti Joke

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