Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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