How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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