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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

God bless America, and no where else.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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