Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Cancer.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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My name is Harry.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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