- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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