What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Anti-joke.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Anti Joke

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