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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a cross

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

I can't see my forehead

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

a man walks into horse bar

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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