What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Hi.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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womens rights

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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