Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Your mother is a man.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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