Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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whats a dick a dick

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Penis

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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I need a good anti joke....

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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