- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Twenty-Four

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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