How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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