An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

Blind people can't read this.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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