The Pope

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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