how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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raping black women

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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knock knock who's there police

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Anagram.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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