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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there police

Does this napkin chloroform?

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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