What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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where are you?

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Farts smell bad!

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Anti Joke

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