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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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