- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Take off your shoes.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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