- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Spell: “This word”

Womens rights.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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