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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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