What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Ted Haggard.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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19th amendment

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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