Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

Kenny died. The Bastards.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Dick spice

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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