Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

whats the best thing about polio...death

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

what is sticky and brown?a stick

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

a man walked into a bar ouch

1 Jew XD

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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